Q. What the heck is the point of this game?
A. Aside from a cash-in on Pokemon, it's a highly innovative title that's like GoldenEye for kids.
Q. So what genre does that make it?
A. First-person shooter, apparently.
Q. How do I get Mew?
A. That depends on where you're up to. Read the walkthrough or monster guide for the answer to any question like this.
Q. Can you get all 151 Pokemon?
A. Not in this game.
Q. Why not? That's crap.
A. I don't know. Perhaps it's because it's a small island. Or maybe because the programmers are cheap. And re: your last comment - well, maybe it is.
Q. What's the highest possible score?
A. 9,900 for Mew. No-one, including everyone at Nintendo, has got it yet. We're on 9,840, in case you're interested.
Q. How do I print my pictures?
A. Go down to your local Blockbuster store (also Toys 'r' Us in Australia), buy a card (ask them, they seem to know what you mean,) take it to the big blue hulking machine (see below), and follow the instructions.
Pretty, isn't it?
Q. Why is Shellder so damned hard?
A. Because it doesn't stay still. And because it's an oyster with a tongue.